Not exactly what id snort off the back of the toilet mid shift, but to each their own 😅
SoilClean9790
My buddies and I called it ‘making a slurry’
woodpecker_greed
yes but then your underwear looks like a wet ash tray 4 hours later with little corn starch poop balls rolling out your pants onto the floor and into your shoes.
Medical-Bobcat74
BMC is a real thing
STEAMintoPIPER
Cross post this to r/construction.
890mac
Be men. Shave your balls.
zigaliciousone
I’ve got that Asian gene where I rarely sweat and I don’t have body odor, won the genetic lottery as far as my job goes.
azimov_the_wise
Argo fuck yourself 😉
Any_Nectarine_7806
Corn dumplings!
malapropter
I’m a big fan of Calmoseptine myself. It’s like $8 for a tube. Please save your butts this summer and get some.
Ok-Supermarket-6532
Make sure you scoundrels wipe up the floor after yourselves.
I swear to the gods above and below if I find powder clouds on the ground after a plum dusting I’m gonna lose it.
SpinnerBait88
Used to buy by the case working lines in Napa Valley during the summer.
Thatguy468
Silky Smooth
TheWolf_atx
Way, way, way back in the day (late 80’s) I worked at a seasonal restaurant that floated on a lake in Texas. The only ac was a squirrel fan that blew 110 degree air from Outside on the roof into the kitchen.
We would jump in the lake to cool off when things got slow (which was almost never)
One day my buddy and I (still close friends to this day) were in walk in stuffing corn starch down our pants before the rush. The owner opened the walk in and we were frozen- like a cat shitting in a litter box at night when someone turns the lights on.
Owner slammed the door and we hear the entire kitchen erupt in laughter. We came out and asked what he said. “I wouldn’t eat the fucking onion rings tonight ”….
But they all knew exactly what we’re doing and they were in there 30 seconds later. Still Laugh about that one when I remember.
Grigori_the_Lemur
Swamp ass. Scourge of humanity.
moosepoop10
Real ones know gold bond friction defense stick is the real move during a shift. Powder after.
Immediate-Garbage644
argo
Appropriate_Tower680
Cut it with White Pepper and let the morning crew suffer…
backin45750
I was a long time cornstarch applier til one summer was so hot I just never could get dry. I started applying baby oil in the same area while still wet from morning shower. The oil kept me from chafing incredibly well. Changed my life! And crotch
WorldlyGrocery9975
When you start chaffing 2 hours into a 14 hour shift. It is truly what it is to be human.
badcensorsaysfuck
I once worked with a guy who emerged from the bathroom saying “any more corn starch down there and I’m making my own gravy.”
Any classified docs in that there box? Asking for a friend
KarlUnderguard
When I got my first real kitchen job I wasn’t sure what to use and slapped cornmeal on my taint. Had polenta balls the rest of the shift and the executive chef gave me the nickname cornmeal which stuck for years.
neontana
firstly, switch to bamboo or wool undies. those who know better ditch cotton.
secondly, at any given opportunity i will evangelize about the Gold Bond Friction Stick. it looks like a little deodorant stick, but its like zinc oxide and aloe. basically it greases everything up and keeps things from rubbing against each other. this product saved my life, or at least my skin. no more chafing!
Popichan
I worked with a dude who put it in a baking soda box because we didn’t have an employee bathroom. One day the weekend only floor cleaner came in and saw it was low so he cracked open a new box and replaced it. My coworker didn’t think to check his newly full box of incognito corn starch before dumping plenty down his undies. The man was damn near foaming at the end of the shift.
gayorangejuice
bro’s making oobleck in the toilet
liamsamsimon
Dip them in some hot oil later and we’ll have hush puppies.
acount8675309
Had a sous chef ask me why my 6 months pregnant cook was taking a 10 minute break before service started in our 90 degree+ kitchen. Said she’s 6 months pregnant and getting ready for service, taking a breather. He said some cliche things about handling the heat of the kitchen or getting out. Said he’s the one who couldn’t go to the bathroom mid service sans a box of corn starch in there without screeching down the restaurant about his dripping nuts, so he’s not to comment about how we handle ourselves in heat
Lucky_Development359
Duck Butter
Chefrabbitfoot
Ah yes, whippin up a batch of Bathroom Hush puppies xD
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Powder up folks
Gold Bond medicated powder is like a Peppermint Patty for your coinpurse.
The real ones know that belongs in the freezer…
Like a thousand tiny frozen butterflies kissing your bits.
keeps the undercarriage nice and dry.
or…….
[https://www.antimonkeybutt.com/](https://www.antimonkeybutt.com/)
Not exactly what id snort off the back of the toilet mid shift, but to each their own 😅
My buddies and I called it ‘making a slurry’
yes but then your underwear looks like a wet ash tray 4 hours later with little corn starch poop balls rolling out your pants onto the floor and into your shoes.
BMC is a real thing
Cross post this to r/construction.
Be men. Shave your balls.
I’ve got that Asian gene where I rarely sweat and I don’t have body odor, won the genetic lottery as far as my job goes.
Argo fuck yourself 😉
Corn dumplings!
I’m a big fan of Calmoseptine myself. It’s like $8 for a tube. Please save your butts this summer and get some.
Make sure you scoundrels wipe up the floor after yourselves.
I swear to the gods above and below if I find powder clouds on the ground after a plum dusting I’m gonna lose it.
Used to buy by the case working lines in Napa Valley during the summer.
Silky Smooth
Way, way, way back in the day (late 80’s) I worked at a seasonal restaurant that floated on a lake in Texas. The only ac was a squirrel fan that blew 110 degree air from Outside on the roof into the kitchen.
We would jump in the lake to cool off when things got slow (which was almost never)
One day my buddy and I (still close friends to this day) were in walk in stuffing corn starch down our pants before the rush. The owner opened the walk in and we were frozen- like a cat shitting in a litter box at night when someone turns the lights on.
Owner slammed the door and we hear the entire kitchen erupt in laughter. We came out and asked what he said. “I wouldn’t eat the fucking onion rings tonight ”….
But they all knew exactly what we’re doing and they were in there 30 seconds later. Still Laugh about that one when I remember.
Swamp ass. Scourge of humanity.
Real ones know gold bond friction defense stick is the real move during a shift. Powder after.
argo
Cut it with White Pepper and let the morning crew suffer…
I was a long time cornstarch applier til one summer was so hot I just never could get dry. I started applying baby oil in the same area while still wet from morning shower. The oil kept me from chafing incredibly well.
Changed my life! And crotch
When you start chaffing 2 hours into a 14 hour shift. It is truly what it is to be human.
I once worked with a guy who emerged from the bathroom saying “any more corn starch down there and I’m making my own gravy.”
Balls?
https://i.redd.it/vjwn21nxlidf1.gif
Solo por sus bolas!
Any classified docs in that there box? Asking for a friend
When I got my first real kitchen job I wasn’t sure what to use and slapped cornmeal on my taint. Had polenta balls the rest of the shift and the executive chef gave me the nickname cornmeal which stuck for years.
firstly, switch to bamboo or wool undies. those who know better ditch cotton.
secondly, at any given opportunity i will evangelize about the Gold Bond Friction Stick. it looks like a little deodorant stick, but its like zinc oxide and aloe. basically it greases everything up and keeps things from rubbing against each other. this product saved my life, or at least my skin. no more chafing!
I worked with a dude who put it in a baking soda box because we didn’t have an employee bathroom. One day the weekend only floor cleaner came in and saw it was low so he cracked open a new box and replaced it. My coworker didn’t think to check his newly full box of incognito corn starch before dumping plenty down his undies. The man was damn near foaming at the end of the shift.
bro’s making oobleck in the toilet
Dip them in some hot oil later and we’ll have hush puppies.
Had a sous chef ask me why my 6 months pregnant cook was taking a 10 minute break before service started in our 90 degree+ kitchen. Said she’s 6 months pregnant and getting ready for service, taking a breather. He said some cliche things about handling the heat of the kitchen or getting out. Said he’s the one who couldn’t go to the bathroom mid service sans a box of corn starch in there without screeching down the restaurant about his dripping nuts, so he’s not to comment about how we handle ourselves in heat
Duck Butter
Ah yes, whippin up a batch of Bathroom Hush puppies xD